Star-Crossed Lovers

Double Impact: After mooning over 'the hunk' for weeks, Evelyn concludes that subtlety isn't getting her anywhere. She decides to take matters into her own hands and seduce Adam Mercury. The encounter is everything she'd hoped for … and disastrous at the same time. Adam is wired to accommodate 'Evie'. In fact, he hasn't thought about much else since he first saw Evie. The problem is, there's a serious gap in his programming. He isn't sure how to get from Point A-friendly acquaintances to Point B--lovers. Starmen: Jody and Berny are grateful for the opportunity to spend two fun filled months at the remote health club/island where they can find their inner beauty—even if it takes blood, sweat, tears and starvation to do it! But they hadn’t really expected to take dieting to a whole new level of misery. They'd imagined food. They'd dreamed of food! They hadn't expected to start hallucinating about aliens, though. So they were deeply suspicious when they came upon a smorgasbord of beautiful food and even more beautiful males!