It's gotta be Deece: Memoirs of a Noob

Are you tired of reading memoirs of presidents, sports stars, and war heros? Then enjoy the self authored stories of 25-year-old Steven Mac Shelley as he sneezes uncontrollably, botches job interviews, and gets conned by a "professional basketball player". Written in his own exaggerated voice, It's gotta be Deece is a collection of the memories and failures of author Steven Shelley that will leave you saying, "What a noob!"