The End of The World As We Know It

What happens when the world ends in every way we ever thought it could and a few more besides? Read transcripts of Charlie Rose's interviews with everyone from the Lorax to a zombified Ronald Reagan to Walt Disney's severed head. Even Santa Claus and his reindeer make an appearance as Charlie attempts to make sense of a world that has gone horribly, horribly mad. Along with his trusty (if a bit slow-witted) cameraman Dave, Rose asks the hard questions and gets inadequate answers from the people and things responsible for the wholesale destruction of humanity.

If you've ever wondered just why Mother Nature is so temperamental or why your socks go missing in the laundry or how vampires feel about being romanticized, you're in luck. If you don't laugh at least once, be careful: your sense of humor may have been eliminated as a result of the Illuminati's sinister scheme. It's either that or you just hate puns. In the end, you'll find out exactly why the world was created as well as why it went to hell in a handbasket.  The reasons probably aren't what you'd think.