All I Really Need to Know I Learned on Dexter

A cute and punny picture-book parody based on the original life lessons from Robert Fulghum’s classic: All I really need to know about the basic rules for life and other people’s deaths I learned on Dexter. This blueprint was not readily available on my primetime listings, but there on my premium cable channel on Sunday nights at nine. These are the things I learned, and everything you need to know for your own twisted life is in these comically morbid pages somewhere. Intended for People with a Sense of Humor: this is a very short picture book parody. You will not actually learn life lessons by reading it.