Firebrand

Knights rescue ladies in towers. That's the way it is, right? Rescuing is what knights do. So what should I do when the lady throws me OUT of her tower? Do you realize how difficult it is to scale tower in full armor? Then there's the dragon to worry about . . . the lady's PET dragon, no less . . . Knights like to rescue ladies in towers. I am a lady, and I live in a tower. But must they rescue EVERY lady in a tower? Go find a different tower! How many knights must I throw out my window before they get it? I wonder if I could let my pet have a snack or two . . . maybe that would keep them away . . . sneaky tin-plated ruffians . . . Knights rescue ladies in towers. That's the way it is, right? Rescuing is what knights do. So what should I do when the lady throws me OUT of her tower? Do you realize how difficult it is to scale tower in full armor? Then there's the dragon to worry about . . . the lady's PET dragon, no less . . . Knights like to rescue ladies in towers. I am a lady, and I live in a tower. But must they rescue EVERY lady in a tower? Go find a different tower! How many knights must I throw out my window before they get it? I wonder if I could let my pet have a snack or two . . . maybe that would keep them away. . . sneaky tin-plated ruffians. . . Knights rescue ladies in towers. That's the way it is, right? Rescuing is what knights do. So what should I do when the lady throws me OUT of her tower? Do you realize how difficult it is to scale tower in full armor? Then there's the dragon to worry about . . . the lady's PET dragon, no less . . . Knights like to rescue ladies in towers. I am a lady, and I live in a tower. But must they rescue EVERY lady in a tower? Go find a different tower! How many knights must I throw out my window before they get it? I wonder if I could let my pet have a snack or two. . . maybe that would keep them away . . . sneaky tin-plated ruffians . . .