This Would Drive Him Crazy:: A Phony Oral History of J.D. Salinger

Tom Ruprecht is the finest man I know. You may ask what qualifies him to write about a bizarre, angry recluse? He spent 17 years working for me. Please stop asking me for book blurbs. -Dave Letterman J.D. Salinger, author of "The Catcher in the Rye" and the world's most famous recluse. Millions have wondered what the brooding genius was doing during his decades of seclusion. Good news-- former "Letterman" writer Tom Ruprecht is on the case. This hilarious fake oral history takes you behind the wall. Salinger's bizarre life is described with quotes from friends, family and bitter ex-lovers. Ruprecht also busted into Salinger's fabled writing safe. As a result, "This Would Drive Him Crazy" gives the world its first look at excerpts from Salinger's unpublished novels and diaries. Is it any wonder the book has already earned Ruprecht the Presidential Medal of Freedom, our nation's highest civilian honor? Finally, I'll let you in on a little secret--"Tom Ruprecht" is really a pseudonym. The book was actually written by J.K. Rowling. So if you liked "Harry Potter," you're gonna love this!