I Hope it Doesn't Burn When I Pee: lessons in domestication: a collection of memoirs

I Hope it Doesn't Burn When I Pee is a series of one man's comedic triumphs... Oh who are we kidding, this is about a crap ton of hilarious life failures. Those face plants we take right into the proverbial concrete. Sure, maybe there's a few possible life lessons sprinkled throughout but don't hold me to such a promise. But... if you like laughing at other people's misery, then I can tell you that this is the book for you. As an up and coming film and television writer, Jason Benoit has decided to chronicle into this book some of the greatest hits from his life's misadventures. From the time he thought he broke his dog's penis to his fearful encounter with retrograde ejaculation. From losing his virginity in the most unlikeliest of places to writing a film about a bag of human excrement. You'll laugh, you’ll cry (no promises), you’ll learn how to deliver babies with your bare hands (unconfirmed), and you very well could even learn a few life lessons. If you came here looking for a book about STD’s and how to thwart that deep acid-like burning sensation… then this book is not for you. If you want to laugh at people who have IBS, then this book may very well be for you. If you want to learn how to shave your pubic hair into awesome designs… this book isn’t for you. Okay, it might be. Maybe we’ll add an addendum about pubic hair styling in later editions. You just never know. (This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.)