Bayou Zombie Werewolves: Uncle Gary's Campfire Stories
Book Details
Author(s)J.L.M. Visada, Gary Kite
ISBN / ASIN1493608940
ISBN-139781493608942
AvailabilityUsually ships in 24 hours
Sales Rank5,290,997
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸
Description
It's all fun and games until someone gets bit!
*Warning: This book is absolutely not for children.*
This book was written for fans of B movies everywhere. If you love bloody gore, dismemberments, decapitations, eviscerations, immolations, and disembowelments then you will probably enjoy this book. If you are looking for big bouncy breasts, rampant nudity, sexy women, and sex scenes then this is your book. If you enjoy crazy situations, severely inappropriate humor, gratuitous violence, and unique characters then this is the book you've been waiting for. If all of this appeals to you then don't hesitate. Grab yourself a copy now.
If you were looking for something that might touch your heartstrings, and uplift your spirit...this isn't your book. Go find some other book. If you are looking for the great American novel...you'll be very disappointed! If you are wanting some classic piece of literature...GET OUT! If you wanted glittery vampires, sensitive zombies, or werewolves trying to get in touch with their inner child...GET THE F%#K OUT!  This ain't Shakespeare! We didn't write this for people looking for literature to inspire and uplift people them. There's thousands of books for people that want that garbage. We made a book for all of the people that love B movies like The Evil Dead movies, Re-Animator, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Phantasm, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, The Toxic Avenger, Friday the 13th, Piranha, Class of Nuke 'Em High, Strippers Versus Werewolves, The Slumber Party Massacre, Redneck Zombies, and of course Night of the Living Dead. If you loved those movies like we did, then you'll enjoy this book.
But what is Uncle Gary's Campfire Stories: Bayou Zombie Werewolves exactly? It's a B movie style horror book about a man and his son roaming from campground to campground meeting people and sharing one last gore filled, blood soaked tale about the apocalypse before they move on to another state park, and another campground filled with people. It's got zombies, zombie werewolves, and an albino zombie werewolf armadillo with a serious attitude problem.
The zombies want brains, the zombie werewolves want flesh, the albino zombie werewolf armadillo wants a chunk of your ass, and Sheriff Colton Mudd just wants a damn Twinkie. This is definitely not your typical apocalypse story. Join Colton and his best friend "Coonass" as they try to stop both the zombie apocalypse and the insane zombie werewolf that is building his pack to take over Louisiana. Can a fat midget ginger sheriff and his nine-fingered friend save the day, or are we all completely screwed?
Take a peek at the free part of the story. Click on the "Look Inside" or the cover photo. They are both together at the top left of the screen. If you read that and it's too gross, twisted, or depraved for you then thank you for taking the time, but this book really isn't for you. If you liked what you read then get ready because we crank up the blood and gore from there on. We take political correctness, toss it on the ground, kick it a few times, then while it's lying there bleeding on the ground we undid our pants and took a big steamy dump all over it. Yeah...prepare for some really shocking s%*t. If you are a lover of horror movies then you'll like this book. If you're a lover of B movie horror then this is the book you've always hoped for. Grab your copy today.
*Note: We're always looking for victims for the next book. If you want to die horribly, have a friend that you want killed, an ex-girlfriend, or wife that you want maimed, or just some random person that you'd like to see slaughtered mercilessly then after you've read the book drop by and say hello. We're always looking for new names for victims. You get to see the name of someone you care about in a kindle book, and we get one more name for our poor unfortunate victims. We look forward to hearing from you.
*Warning: This book is absolutely not for children.*
This book was written for fans of B movies everywhere. If you love bloody gore, dismemberments, decapitations, eviscerations, immolations, and disembowelments then you will probably enjoy this book. If you are looking for big bouncy breasts, rampant nudity, sexy women, and sex scenes then this is your book. If you enjoy crazy situations, severely inappropriate humor, gratuitous violence, and unique characters then this is the book you've been waiting for. If all of this appeals to you then don't hesitate. Grab yourself a copy now.
If you were looking for something that might touch your heartstrings, and uplift your spirit...this isn't your book. Go find some other book. If you are looking for the great American novel...you'll be very disappointed! If you are wanting some classic piece of literature...GET OUT! If you wanted glittery vampires, sensitive zombies, or werewolves trying to get in touch with their inner child...GET THE F%#K OUT!  This ain't Shakespeare! We didn't write this for people looking for literature to inspire and uplift people them. There's thousands of books for people that want that garbage. We made a book for all of the people that love B movies like The Evil Dead movies, Re-Animator, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Phantasm, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, The Toxic Avenger, Friday the 13th, Piranha, Class of Nuke 'Em High, Strippers Versus Werewolves, The Slumber Party Massacre, Redneck Zombies, and of course Night of the Living Dead. If you loved those movies like we did, then you'll enjoy this book.
But what is Uncle Gary's Campfire Stories: Bayou Zombie Werewolves exactly? It's a B movie style horror book about a man and his son roaming from campground to campground meeting people and sharing one last gore filled, blood soaked tale about the apocalypse before they move on to another state park, and another campground filled with people. It's got zombies, zombie werewolves, and an albino zombie werewolf armadillo with a serious attitude problem.
The zombies want brains, the zombie werewolves want flesh, the albino zombie werewolf armadillo wants a chunk of your ass, and Sheriff Colton Mudd just wants a damn Twinkie. This is definitely not your typical apocalypse story. Join Colton and his best friend "Coonass" as they try to stop both the zombie apocalypse and the insane zombie werewolf that is building his pack to take over Louisiana. Can a fat midget ginger sheriff and his nine-fingered friend save the day, or are we all completely screwed?
Take a peek at the free part of the story. Click on the "Look Inside" or the cover photo. They are both together at the top left of the screen. If you read that and it's too gross, twisted, or depraved for you then thank you for taking the time, but this book really isn't for you. If you liked what you read then get ready because we crank up the blood and gore from there on. We take political correctness, toss it on the ground, kick it a few times, then while it's lying there bleeding on the ground we undid our pants and took a big steamy dump all over it. Yeah...prepare for some really shocking s%*t. If you are a lover of horror movies then you'll like this book. If you're a lover of B movie horror then this is the book you've always hoped for. Grab your copy today.
*Note: We're always looking for victims for the next book. If you want to die horribly, have a friend that you want killed, an ex-girlfriend, or wife that you want maimed, or just some random person that you'd like to see slaughtered mercilessly then after you've read the book drop by and say hello. We're always looking for new names for victims. You get to see the name of someone you care about in a kindle book, and we get one more name for our poor unfortunate victims. We look forward to hearing from you.
