The Unwanted Gods

So much for resting in peace... Joseph Prescott never imagined he would be a god, but after getting unexpectedly killed in a back alley shoot out that's exactly what he is. Now the newly christened god of "all unwanted things" he finds himself emerged in a strange new world where anything that can happen will happen. From finding the hall of the gods in a New York subway to meeting the Creator himself he is in for the ride of his afterlife! With the help of the Gods of Pain, Darkness, and Pimps, Joseph must learn the ropes with all the speed of Mercury after a 5 hour energy and a double espresso from Starbucks because an ancient evil that will make the God of Darkness wet himself has returned to the world and Joseph may be the only one who can stop it from tearing apart the fabric of all existence!