My Midlife & Married Romance Novel Life

Genevieve has a psychotic mother-in-law, three blond and manipulative co-workers that suck the self worth from her soul, two kids that are glowing angels—well, kind of—and a charming but bonehead husband. What more can a girl ask for, right? Well, as her 15th wedding anniversary party approaches that the wicked witch of the in-law underworld is planning for them, Gen starts to question the quaint marriage she thought she had, especially when she stumbles upon a romance novel. She’s never read them, she’s always stuck with mysteries and thrillers, so when she reads a steamy orgasm inducing chapter where characters are having the kind of sex that she realizes she’s not having, well her marriage all of a sudden seems like a limp noodle compared to those two love birds having crazy, hot, passionate sex all the time. The more she reads, the more Gen realizes what she wants is the passion that’s slipped away between her and Jack, because they sure aren’t having romance novel sex. If they’re going to make it to their 15th anniversary, she’s got to do something. With a plan straight out of steamiest chapter of a romance novel, Gen sets out to light her marriage on fire. And even if she’s got to battle a deranged in-law, the three boobed TT club, an evil book boy on the war path to show every patron of his bookstore the embarrassing covers on the romance books she’s buying, or her husband who doesn’t have a clue, she will put spice in her bland marriage so she can have a Midlife and Married Romance Novel Life.