Your Dad Wanks Too: A comprehensive philosophy of life for sixteen-year-old boys

This book contains what every man in the dawn of his life should know, in order to live a happy, parent-free and successful life. It was built on the ruins of millions and millions of wasted lives, poisoned with bitterness, anger and regrets. Every word is written with ink of tears; every sentence is a warning, a chunk of their bloody souls. Listen … They are crying: “Save yourself.” There’s room, in every page, to add your thoughts, your drawings, your comments. When you’re done, send the book back to me, if you wish; the one I like the most will get published as a special edition and I will share all the profits with the author (whose name will be on the cover too). Fifty-fifty like good buddies. Bought the ebook? Well … I don’t know. Have a happy life (you must). @dadwankstoo Fu Em Ol (the Holy one)