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This isn t a book so much as a collection of things you can read when you have a minute. Some of the sections are longer, for when you have more than a minute. For your pleasure, I ve curated funny and serious tidbits to make the minutes fly by. And, well, because I care I hope things come out okay. I wrote this book to all of those people reading the back of aerosol cans. This book is for you, my friends.