How to Identify Political Species in the Wild: A Voter's Guide to Homo politicanus

Stand back, Homo sapiens! You are not alone at the top of the primate evolutionary tree. Recent DNA analysis reveals that Homo politicanus, usually presenting as a politician, has its own species, subspecies, and hybrids; all hiding within Homo sapien habitats. To better understand this newly discovered species and how it interacts with and impacts the everyday life of unsuspecting humans, we have developed this handy FIELD GUIDE TO HOMO POLITICANUS identification. It is our hope this Voter’s Guide will assist most humans as they actively participate in that extraordinary form of government known as Democracy.