I Am The Normal One: The funniest Jurgen Klopp quotes... ever!

Liverpool FC's Jurgen Klopp is not only one of the world s finest football managers but his wacky comments have also made him one of the most entertaining. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled Klopp s most hilarious quotes and quips from his time with Borussia Dortmund and Liverpool. Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have you chuckling throughout the season.

When Dortmund last won here 19 years ago, most of my players were still being breast-fed.

Mkhitaryan fits us like an arse on a bucket.

Hopefully we ll play better than my understanding of Scouse! It is still pretty difficult for me.

Screw you. I like giving interviews to you as much as having toothache.