The Funniest Liverpool Quotes... Ever!

Liverpool players and managers have kept us entertained with some truly mad, funny and often outrageous remarks uttered over many years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled almost 300 of the most hilarious gaffes, quotes and quips from the men of Anfield. Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have you chuckling throughout the season.

Of course, there are two great teams on Merseyside. Liverpool and Liverpool reserves. Bill Shankly

l couldn t settle in ltaly it was like living in a foreign country. lan Rush

Winning trophies has made me put on weight. Rafa Benitez

Last year I had a foot operation. Then my thigh went. This season I m going to play it by ear. John Aldridge