The Commencement Speech You Need to Hear

You hold in your hands the next step in your education. If you're about to graduate from college, consider this the commencement speech you NEED to hear, instead of the garbage you're likely to hear. If you're a recent graduate, consider this continuing education. And if you're a weathered graduate of college or life in general, consider this yet another valuable lesson in the proverbial School of Hard Knocks. WARNING: Prolonged exposure to unchallenged liberalism can rot your mind, stain your teeth, and make your breath smell foul, and that's not even getting in to the incontinence thing.