Awesome Good Clean Jokes for Kids

Bob Phillips original GOOD CLEAN JOKES FOR KIDS was such a hit that the master jokester has scoured the earth (well, not quite) for even more crazy riddles, puns, knock-knocks, wisecracks, and tongue twisters. Enjoy them alone or try them out on unsuspecting friends, parents, and youth leaders:

Q. What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A. A nervous wreck.

Q. What is an astronaut s favorite meal?
A. Launch

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
Diesel all make you laugh if you aren t very bright.

Totally awesome fun! For kids of all ages.