The Empire Menaced: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Dearth Nadir

In this biting parody of the Star Wars saga, Dearth Nadir reveals the true story of his doomed love affair and what really made him turn to the Dark Side. "Lies! It's all a pack of lies. I've already dispatched my lawyer droids to fix this little problem." - The Emperor "I'm deeply offended by what my ex-husband has to say about me, especially the part about me being a compulsive masturbator." - Senator Padthai Mandala "I just wish he'd have warned me before he outed me." - Kobe-San Kenbarbie To learn the truth, go to the source. Find out what they were too afraid to show you in the movie theater. There are always at least two sides to any story. The Emperor has his version. And now Dearth Nadir has his.