Holy Bibel

This pocket bibel full of misspellings and misunderstandings is way more fun than reading the 'real' Bible. This latest translation throws out all the boring details and mushy love-thy-neighbor stuff and just Yuks it up the way Dog intended. Plus you get all the cool, dramatic illustrations thrown in for free. Its authentic look makes it perfect for discreetly easing the stress and monotony of morning mass or Sunday school class.