28 Secrets the Dog Knew

Friday Poodle is different from other standard poodles: an avid listener with a nearly human heart (and an obsession with cheezy hound rounds), he has educated himself by listening to more than 900 hours of talk radio. At his canine therapy job, he has listened to everyone's secrets and he has written them down in his memoir. Accolades include: Search and Rescue Elite k-9 and St Boniface Hospital palliative ward therapy dog. In addition, he claims to be the current world record holder at Whack-a-mole, although there is no proof to substantiate this claim.