Old Shite's Almanac (The Shite series)

Containing a random mix of facts, jaw-dropping figures, inaccurate statistics, and preposterous predictions, this collection of random knowledge has left no stone unturned in providing the most precious gems of information. In tune with earthly and celestial occurrences, almanacs have traditionally contained statistical and descriptive data concerning the events of the past year, astrological and geological observations, and prognostications for the year to come. It is in this long and distinguished tradition that this new almanac provides only the most relevant information—suchas the highest-earning dead celebrities, insightful quotes about trees, the rudest cities in the world, how to hold a rabbit, and popular types of hammers. With this and much more, prepare to feel informed, entertained, and a little bamboozled by this hilarious collection of facts that no one may ever need to know.