Shit My Kids Say

A host of hilarious one-liners and observations told in the always-unique words of the very young

Look, it's raining through that boy's trousers!

Can we get something to eat? I'm vanished!

Children have a unique way of looking at the world—they can be wonderfully innocent, or world weary beyond their years. This book collects the craziest and the funniest stuff that kids say in one hilarious volume, and with topics ranging from "Love and Stuff" to their take on the old, it's guaranteed to have you chuckling your socks off.