How to Live with a Woman: . . . And Still Watch Football

Do you sometimes get the feeling that the woman in your life wears the trousers? Do you feel guilty when you go out with your friends? Are you reproached for leaving the toilet seat up? Did she buy you a global positioning system for your birthday so that she always knows where you are? If you answered, Um er, well, what do you think honey? to any of the above questions, then you need help and fast! From how to be worshiped in the bedroom to getting her to pick up after you, this book shows how to put the balls firmly back in your court.