Flush Fiction, Volume I: Stories To Be Read In One Sitting

So, your asking about now, “What are the groundbreaking, talented agents of the Yard Dog Press empire doing now and just what is this, Flush Fiction?” The rest of you are all asking yourselves, “What the @#$% are those morons at Yard Dog doing now, and what the hell is this Flush Fiction?” Well, we decided that we needed to put together a book of flash fiction showcasing all our writers, and they had to be complete stories, no vignettes. Flush Fiction is not just a showcase of many of our very talented writers and artists, but it is also a testament to what we truly are, a community of artists bound together by our art and our need to entertain our clientele. Some of the biggest names in this business make their livings writing seven hundred thousand word vignettes. They wouldn’t know how to tell a complete story if it jumped up and bit them on the ass, so keep that in mind as you read the stories in Flush Fiction. If a certain rich and famous writer, who shall remain nameless, can’t finish a story in several extremely long books, how genius are these @#$%^&* that can do it in under a thousand words!