Smile and Flush Away

The business of sanitation product sales can never be described as easy - even in a galaxy where humankind has multiplied and prospered beyond measure. For Johnson, one of the Flush Away Corporation's least successful sales representatives, life is about to get a whole lot harder as he attempts to achieve market penetration on the agricultural planet of Old MacDonald's World. If only he hadn't decided to answer Nature's call first, then this fateful tale of tales to be told - of true faith and working life; of revolution and corporate procedures; of fundamentalism and unearned bonuses - would have remained as those involved would have wanted it to be; untold.