Tom Gates #11: Dog Zombies Rule

Here's my excellent plan to make DogZombies the best band in the whole wide world! How hard can it be? (Very.) Right now I'm going to: 1. Write more songs. (Not about teachers.) 2. Make a spectacular music video. (Easy.) 3. Get some sleep. (Tricky when you're being kept awake by loud noises.) 4. Annoy Delia. (Nothing to do with dogzombies but always FUN.)

Winner of
The Roald Dahl Funny Prize
The Red House Book Award Best Book for Young Readers
The Waterstone's Best Fiction for 5-12 year old's
The Blue Peter Award for Best Story.