6001 Things You Won't Miss When You're Dead

Sure you'll miss plenty when you die: your loved ones, your favorite Italian dish, great sex! But what about the things you definitely won't miss: incurable disease, telemarketers, butt acne! "6001 Things You Won't Miss When You're Dead" is a candid and often hilarious catalog of life's miseries, irritants, and mystifying b.s. we can all do without. It's the perfect travel companion, bathroom book, or gift for a dying friend, and certain to make readers smile with the understanding that when they depart this world it will no doubt come with a silver lining.