But Who Is Boris Steinbaker?

Product Description
A book of two minds.
Follow the antics of the clueless Dick Head and his friend Matchsticks as they try to get lives, and ladies.

Take on the burden of discomfort while the heroes experience questionable confidence while investigating the many modern methods of `wooing' any and all unsuspecting local ladies.

Observe their experiment with ecstatic horror as the duo find what they were looking for and their lives begin to unfold.


From the Back Cover
Madder than BSE and darker than the eyeliner worn by the hero's Gothic muse, this is a supremely moral tale, told by a comic creation of unfathomable depth.
Reason was surely sacrificed on the altar of insanity, undoubtedly involving weasels and custard, to have arrived at the characters of Dick Head and his friend Matchsticks. When they attempt to woo the ladies with an un-self conscious display of Cossack dancing I laughed harder than (in the words of Derek and Clive) when Aunty Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle. Genius.

The girlfriend Clare is a true Gothic character, in every sense. Scabrous, vicious but with just the right amount of appeal, the author has created a woman so painful, he makes the Marquis de Sade look like A.A. Milne. As far relationships go, in comparison to that of Dick and Clare, Jude the Obscure was suffering from a few teething troubles. Even if Dick's descent into sanity is like watching the Titanic slowly sink, the drowning, wailing masses take the time to throw in the odd fireworks party.

The wry observations and immensely funny insights are pure poetry. Take the time to find out who Boris Steinbaker is, there won't be a dry seat in the house.