Sh*t Found on Bathroom Stalls: A Classy Collection of Comedy, Jokes, and Poems

Four years ago, I was traveling across the country and had to make a pit stop in Cooter Arkansas. When I went into the local gas station’s bathroom to take a whiz, I happened to look up at some writing on the wall. The writing said, “Why you lookin’ up here…the joke’s in your hand.” After reading this hilarious joke, I got a brilliant idea. Four years and a new pair of pants later, I had scoured the entire country for some of the funniest jokes found in public restrooms. Why take a dump and worry about crabs when you can sit at home and enjoy this classy compilation. Nothing will compare to this regal looking book as it stands tall on your virtual magazine tray.

-Benjamin Dover

P.s. Don't buy this for your children...it's too classy for them.