City Chicken - An Urban Guide With One Illustration

Early alchemists believed all things in the universe were comprised of varying ratios of four basic, natural elements — earth, air, fire and water. They had obviously never been to a city. Or anywhere with public restrooms. They’d probably never seen an ant farm either or Manhattan-style clam chowder. In the city, asphalt, broken glass, paper cups and vomit appear to be the elemental building blocks. In general, many unsavory elements are drawn into the city by the bright lights, thus providing further proof of the old adage that nothing pretty ever flocks to a street lamp. And that linoleum is bad for your genitals. The city is a tough ecosystem in which to survive unprotected. Use condoms.

These are the words that begin your fateful journey into the wild, weird and wacky world of "City Chicken - An Urban Guide with one Illustration". Don't say that you weren't warned. And, please, you've spent way more money on things that weren't nearly as much fun - remember the rubber shoes that smelled like dog pee? Or the dill latte' that made you spit out the car window? Um-hmm, I'm just sayin'...