Vessel, Book I: The Advent

Divine, almighty, and about eight thousand years late, the Vessel are five living gods born to smite an ancient anomaly of death. That's what beloved pop legend Jesse Cannon is saying, anyway--after claiming to be a Vessel himself. It's enough to drive Jordan, his long-suffering personal assistant, to hand in her two weeks' notice. She might not survive one week, though, because Jesse's divine vision is no myth. Something is stalking them both, and it's not a crazed fan . . .

Vessel's first installment brings five amateur deities together for the ride of their immortal lives--on a tricked-out tour bus, of course--from the banks of a forgotten Nile tributary to a Toronto truck stop, from the set of Oprah to the gates of Hell and back. Along the way, they must battle flesh-eating tentacles, water gun assassins, powerful hangovers, undead groupies, and one very fed up celebrity assistant. Gird your loins and step aboard: this armageddon is just getting started.