A Russian Prostitute's Guide to Pakistan and Other Tales of Grit and Valor

House of Bizarro Publishing presents this anthology of 13 tales ranging from radioactive monkeys extracting revenge on India's behalf to a man explaining his recent sex change to his daughter to a good ole Eastern Texan who resurrects some dead pistoleros to wreck havoc at the Gay Pride parade. These short stories chocked full of absurdity, surrealism and downright filthiness will make you wanna scrub your eyeballs and wish you'd never been born.
Stephen W. Sommerville-Matheson who has had his work published under various psuedonyms since 1994 has compiled these particular tales over the past seven years as examples of gross absurdity and splatter galore. It is his deepest wish that your sleeping pattern be thrown off and your dreams be less comfortable if not wetter.