The Day I Finger F***** Robert Pattinson

About the book:

“The Day I Finger F***** Robert Pattinson” is a modern tale about…

LOVE
HATE
CRIME
SEX
FREEDOM
FANDOM
FORKS
MAGIC
EVIL
GOOD
TV
COFFEE
BLACKMAIL
And a loser named Jay!

His plan: To fight for justice!
His enemy: Mightier than he expected!
The only way out: To do a runner!

Follow Jay on his exciting adventure and be prepared for the truth: It will change your life!

With appearances by some famous dudes.



About the author:

Jochen Rathmann is a fan of traditional bloody vampire action, bloody werewolf action, bloody zombie action and bloody steaks.
After his two publications in German, “The Day I Finger F***** Robert Pattinson” is the first piece of fiction he wrote in English.

He currently lives in Germany.