Come Spell or High Water

Spell Slayer might be a certified weirdo, but she was also a whole lot of other things including: a whole lot of fine in 5 8 and 165 lbs of dark chocolate beauty. She was also a whole lot of smart and a whole lot of unpredictable just like all of the Slayers. Daughter of Zeus and Sheriff Dream Slayer, sister of Lure Slayer (3 time bass-fishing champion), Sensei Slayer (pro football player), Calm Slayer (badazz karate master and trainer of Special Forces units), and Rage Slayer (the co-owner of You Can Kiss Our Whole Sass Sports Promotions). One of the top sports agency firms in the nation, You Can Kiss Our Whole Sass had four rules:
1)No hockey players.
2)No soccer players.
3)No motherfuckers.
4)If while we re representing you, you turn into a MF, you have to get the fuck out.
Rave Lo c is a hockey player. He s also 6 5 230 lbs of ripped, hot chocolate man with a shelf full of hockey awards proclaiming him the best offensive player in hockey. He s also co-owner of the title for best a*s in all of professional sports. The guy he shares the title with is Deuce Lo c the best all around defensive player in hockey and his brother. Both Lo c males want to be sole owners of the best ass title. But as bad as Rave wants the title, he doesn t want it nearly as bad as he wants Spell Slayer.