Mission: Invisible, Magician's Curse

Urgent! I need you to quickly move past the very unfortunate fact that my racially diverse parents named me Pedro Cheeseman (Grr!). Instead, focus on what I’m about to swear to you: I never had a pair of yuppie neighbors that turned out to be more fantastic than Indiana Jones and James Bond combined. I never accidentally unleashed a ticked-off magician’s ancient invisibility curse on said fantastic neighbor’s maniac children. In short, anything written about top secret artifacts and the attempted undoing of their accompanying evil curses is fiction. As in—it never happened. But then again…as my Portuguese grandma always says, “Nunca diga nunca.” Never say never!