How to Make It in Hollywood: A Guide for the Delusional

Mr. Forthright's unique brand of blunt advice is in full-force in this guide on how to break in and stay on top of the entertainment industry. A must-have for anybody serious about making it in Hollywood, Forthright extols the importance of not paying interns, the value of lying, how to turn a good movie idea into a terrible and more lucrative movie idea, how to choose the best cult for you, whether or not film school is worth it and the importance of drug use, shoplifting, sleeping around, and cosmetic surgery. Whether you are an aspiring writer, director, or producer, this hilarious satire is one guide your career can't do without.

"Arguably the best book I've ever read that I also wrote." Mr. Forthright