7000 ONE-LINERS ANS QUOTES

In this book I will introduce you to over 7000 one-liners and quotes.
One liner jokes, also known as monologue jokes, are a big part of modern life. One-liners have grown more popular in recent decades, replacing the longer, story-based humor of our grandparents.
A one liner sets up a humorous situation or makes an ironic observation all within a sentence or two.
We have collected many of the world's funniest one liners and quotes.
This collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hairdresser and other everyday life experiences.
Get ready, since it must be the largest collection of this kind.
Carry these funny one-liners with you and have a laugh at parties, the bar or at a family get together. Because this is an E-Book version you may take it where ever you go in need for a laugh.
This collection is available for your E-book reader (kindle), your cell phone, tablet or notebook (with the appropriate app).