Circus Peanuts, Gold Fish, and Virgil Ran Off With The Cleaning Lady

It has been said that a woman that will tell her age will tell everything. This is not true! In this book, Dorothy Scearcy tells it all, but to quote her," It will be a cold day in the tropics before I will tell you my age." She does indeed reveal it all:
*How she almost joined a sex club at the age of eight.
*How she could have been president of the PTA but was kicked out of the organization.
*What happened when the dead body in the barn turned out to be not so dead.
These and many more true stories are told with charm and humor in Goldfish, Circus Peanuts and Virgil Ran off with the Cleaning Lady. Dorothy, a freelance journalist in the Midwest, has had her humor and storytelling described as Erma Bombeck with a dash of Twain thrown in for good measure. She will make you laugh out loud one minute and be wide-eyed the next. It is a perfect companion for an airplane ride,car trip or an evening on the sofa. Dorothy is a great storyteller and this is a very entertaining read. When asked to comment on this, her first book, Dorothy said, "If you are not amused or entertained by my book there is something very peculiar about you and I’d just keep it quiet if I were you. At eighty some years young, Circus Peanuts is almost as lively as it’s author. Almost!
“Wonderful! Loved it! I hadn't intended to read it all at once (I like to think of myself as very busy) but it drew me in and I was a kid in a candy store!”
Susan Campbell
The Hartford Courant