The Unauthorized TWILIGHT HUNGER GAMES (A Mashup Parody)

When I woke up, the other side of the bed is cold.

Plus, there's a cat on my face.

And so starts the Day of the Freakin' Freaking for the ever-sullen BellaNiss EverSwan, in this humorous mashup of "The Hunger Games" and "Twilight."

(short humor/5500 words)

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