Parking Lot Kings: A Satirical Coming of Age

Meet Cartside. Your friendly neighborhood cart-pushers. Employed at one of the greatest gourmet grocery stores around, these strapping workhorses are the epitome of fine young men.

But wait.

There's something you don't know about these smiling, happy-go-lucky grocery store grunts. They've got a plan. After 5 years of dealing with the same mind-numbing bogus, of catering to incompetent managers and snobby-nosed customers--things are about to change. From the haze of bong-smoke and shiny capsules, comes the greatest idea since the McDonald's small fry:

It's called hacking. Grocery store hacking. And shit's about to hit the fan...