TWILIGHT 2 NEW MOON parody (What if Edward Hooked Up With Jacob...?) (TWILIGHT parody)

What if Edward hooked up with Jacob?

How would Bella react? And who would her new "bad boy" be?

A humorous "sequel" take on Twilight's "New Moon"

(6000 words -- short humor)

-- Breaking news, Twilight Fans! -- this highly successful twilight parody is now available in a much bigger book -- "Goodbye Twilight, (The Ultimate Twilight Parody Collection), filled with previously published best-selling parodies, satire, and surreal Twilight Fun, together for the first time in one conveniently priced collectible collected collection! Bella, Edward, cats, zombies, 50 shades of things, and -- for some reason -- Canadians! Yay, Team Parody!

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