The International Asian Sex Handbook: The world's most thorough guide to interracial love and sex across Asia
Book Details
Author(s)Richard North
ISBN / ASINB007UQF04I
ISBN-13978B007UQF043
Sales Rank701,195
MarketplaceUnited States 🇺🇸
Description
Description written: Nov 22, 2012
WARNING: This book is a satire based on twenty-plus years of expatriate life in South-East Asia, and if you are an American or European housewife who is likely to be offended by Oriental mystique, or a West Virginian adolescent guy who would potentially spurt based on simple descriptions of Asian labia, LOOK AWAY NOW.
This book has no images, and so can be safely read on American and Asian metro systems. To the kind-hearted 1-Star reviewer with the sphincter which could sharpen a pencil, maybe Asia isn't for you? Maybe you've already complained to Jon Stewart that his news content is a little "different".
Maybe you've never experienced that "Dick Fish" moment where someone looking like Lucy Liu, Shu Qi or Gong Li unzips your trousers and plans in her mind what she's going to do with your girthy phallus (black or white) creaking with maximum arousal at the adult and consenting female with the Pocahontas eyes you see before you? Maybe you're unfamiliar with the fact that Westerners with gusto are STILL in demand in the East, despite various recessions - Mark Zuckerberg and Eduardo Saverin have OF COURSE helped things further.
AND FINALLY in a loving relationship, you get to do three things which you generally can't do in a massage parlour:
1. Sensual bareback sex.
2. Quivery interracial passionate kissing of facial and labial lips.
3. Super-sensual oral sex using swallowing as a perfectly acceptable method of contraception as your corona and shaft gently chafe against Oriental or Indochinese teeth.
Welcome to the real world, with a humorous British coating. Readers MUST be over thirty years old, male, and interested in sex with a lover and not a masseur or hooker. Take a look at something original, real-life and earth-shattering. Whites and Asians didn't meet for 40,000 years - there's one of a hundred reasons why the force-field magnetizes us towards Asian females. Get her orgasming at the Three Gateways and see whether YOU can break free, whether you're in Vietnam, China, Japan, Thailand, Laos, Cambodia, Malaysia, Singapore or Indonesia. Interracial sex is a 5-Star experience for both parties - it grabs you, it grips you, it holds you, and it gives you NO opportunity to turn back. It is more addictive than any known drug and YES it is dangerous for the married CEO drafted to Singapore or Hong Kong.
Enough of the description...now buy the book.
WARNING: This book is a satire based on twenty-plus years of expatriate life in South-East Asia, and if you are an American or European housewife who is likely to be offended by Oriental mystique, or a West Virginian adolescent guy who would potentially spurt based on simple descriptions of Asian labia, LOOK AWAY NOW.
This book has no images, and so can be safely read on American and Asian metro systems. To the kind-hearted 1-Star reviewer with the sphincter which could sharpen a pencil, maybe Asia isn't for you? Maybe you've already complained to Jon Stewart that his news content is a little "different".
Maybe you've never experienced that "Dick Fish" moment where someone looking like Lucy Liu, Shu Qi or Gong Li unzips your trousers and plans in her mind what she's going to do with your girthy phallus (black or white) creaking with maximum arousal at the adult and consenting female with the Pocahontas eyes you see before you? Maybe you're unfamiliar with the fact that Westerners with gusto are STILL in demand in the East, despite various recessions - Mark Zuckerberg and Eduardo Saverin have OF COURSE helped things further.
AND FINALLY in a loving relationship, you get to do three things which you generally can't do in a massage parlour:
1. Sensual bareback sex.
2. Quivery interracial passionate kissing of facial and labial lips.
3. Super-sensual oral sex using swallowing as a perfectly acceptable method of contraception as your corona and shaft gently chafe against Oriental or Indochinese teeth.
Welcome to the real world, with a humorous British coating. Readers MUST be over thirty years old, male, and interested in sex with a lover and not a masseur or hooker. Take a look at something original, real-life and earth-shattering. Whites and Asians didn't meet for 40,000 years - there's one of a hundred reasons why the force-field magnetizes us towards Asian females. Get her orgasming at the Three Gateways and see whether YOU can break free, whether you're in Vietnam, China, Japan, Thailand, Laos, Cambodia, Malaysia, Singapore or Indonesia. Interracial sex is a 5-Star experience for both parties - it grabs you, it grips you, it holds you, and it gives you NO opportunity to turn back. It is more addictive than any known drug and YES it is dangerous for the married CEO drafted to Singapore or Hong Kong.
Enough of the description...now buy the book.
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