Our Fickle Constitution

Scott Ott, American's leading family-friendly Conservative satirist, brings you the Preamble to the Constitution as understood by our friends on the Progressive Left. He takes the Preamble phrase-by-phrase, explaining what it means, what it used to mean, and what it really, truly could mean in a land where dreams come true. This mini-book takes you inside the head of a left-wing Constitutional scholar, where there's plenty of room to move around and rearrange things.

Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Mark Levin and many others have praised Scott Ott's "fake but true" news satire, which he wrote at ScrappleFace.com for 8 years. He's author of "Axis of Weasels" and "Laughing at Obama: Volume I", and now writer and anchor of "PJ News Break with Scott Ott", the thrice-weekly, 3-minute news satirecast on PJTV.com and on the ScrappleFace channel on YouTube.