Fifty Shades of Grayish: A Parody

“Mr. Grayish is Mr. Gorgeous!”
“I will never look at a tampon the same way again.”
“Mr. Giggles was no laughing matter!”
“This book inspired me to earn a degree is crisis counseling.”
“Mustard sucks!”

Anna Teal never knew such words as flogger or tea bagging, until she met the wonderful Mr. Grayish. Now she has entered his world of passion and pain. His good looks and hot-air balloon skills win her heart instantly. Her best friend, Kitty, is too self-centered to understand; and her fabulous gay friend, Pedro, is only wanting to have fun.