The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks For The Slytherin In Your Life

(NOTES: This is a picture book – intended for any Harry Potter fan but geared toward younger audiences – and is better viewed on larger screens such as iPads or Kindles if purchasing the e-book. This book is NOT a Harry Potter Cookbook companion piece, nor is it affiliated in any way with any other Harry Potter book.)
Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross say, "Every time I see a dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter." Has that frenemy reared her ugly head? Tell her she's the fourth Unforgivable Curse. Is a know-it-all giving you trouble? Arm yourself with "I can tell you didn't get an O.W.L. in Transfiguration. Otherwise you would've done something about your face." Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or a despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, this is the book for you!