Dames Don'T Care (Classic Reprint)

Is it hot! I aint never been in hell, but Im tellin you that I bet it aint any hotter than this Californian desert in July. I am drivin along past Indio an I figure that soon I am goin to see the Palm Springs lights. An I am goin some the speedometer says eighty. If it wasnt so hot it would be a swell night; but there aint any air, an there was a baby sand storm this afternoon that caught me asleep an I gotta lump of the Mojave desert or whatever they call it stuck right at the back of my throat. Say, did you ever hear of Cactus Lizzie? Well, there is a song about this dame an I am singing it. Not that I gotta voice, because I ain t, but I am one of them guys who always feels that if Ma Caution hadda fixed it sos I was born with some honest-to-goodness vocal cords an a face that wasnt like the Santo Domingo coast line, I reckon all the lovelies woulda lined up to hear Lemmy tear off a couple of swing numbers that woulda made croonin history. Revertin to this Cactus Lizzie. I oughta tell you that this dame was in a song; an for some reason that I dont know this song is sorta buzzin in my head, keepin time with the hum of the car. I got this jingle off some cowboy on Sonora two years ago, the time I brought in Yelltz for murder an kidnappin .
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