Women Are from Bras, Men Are from Penus (The Definitive Mars and Venus Parodies Book 1)

"Very creative....I didn't stop laughing." -- John Gray, author of Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus

"I laughed...then I cried...then I stole their jokes. Don't miss your chance to do the same."
-- Sharyn Wolf, author of Guerilla Dating Tactics

“This book is funny, provocative, and insightful. Get it. Read it and laugh.” — Bob Berkowitz, former CNBC talk-show host of Real Personal. Author of His Secret Life, Male Sexual Fantasies

This is the definitive John Gray parody, endorsed by John Gray himself. About the paperback edition, customers have offered the following reviews which you’ll find on the Internet:

Laugh out Loud Funny (5 out of 5 stars)
This book made me laugh when I wanted to cry and kept my perspective on the crazy world of relationships. Anna and Elliot are a riot and if you're looking for a book that offers great insights about the sexes in a sharp, humorous fashion--GET THIS BOOK!

Funny and Oh sooooo true (5 out of 5 stars)
This book is hysterical. The humorous advice sometimes is better than the real thing. I have given it as a gift to many people and they really enjoyed it. The pictures are funny and add to the book. A must to lightening up any relationship.

I loved its irreverlance. (5 out of 5 stars)
I enjoyed its satire and wit. Not since Madam Wong's Guide To Men and Other Difficulites, have I gotten such a laugh.

A witty parody that's too close for comfort!,(4 out of 5 stars)
The title may cause you to pass this one by. Don't! It's fun to read and offers enough insight to personal foibles to bring outrage to the serious and embarrassed laughter to others. An easy read and a fun gift for others!

Like looking into the fun-house mirror. (4 out of 5 stars)
I almost didn't buy this book because of the title. I'm not too fond of parodies. I actually own the other "serious" version of this book & found it much harder to read than this humorous but no less true version. I'd love to see these SuC in person :) This book helped me keep my kewl during the end of a nasty relationship, helped me laugh when I was tired of crying, and helped me see my part in a humorous, easy-to-swallow format. My relationship is still ending, but now I feel much better about it, having regianed my ability to laugh at humanity thanks to this book. I highly recommend it as a gift to newlyweds, singles & long-marrieds alike--in essence, to anyone who has ever been in a relationship with the opposite sex!

This is the ultimate guide to all your relationship problems. You will learn these critical skills:
1. How to get a man to do what you want.
2. How to flatter the pants off a woman.
3. How to motivate a man by becoming a dominatrix
4. How to talk to a woman without listening.
5. How men go up and down like yo-yo's.
6. How women go 'round and 'round in cycles

7. Why men need to put down the remote and emote.
8. Why women are sex objects and men are success objects.
9. How to tell if you are arguing and how to dress for an argument.
10. How to blame your partner for practically everything.
11. Why women are motivated when they're feeling loved, adored, and cherished and men are motivated when they're feeling a woman.

And much, much more!