Elbows Off The Table!: Proper Dining Etiquette for the Common Idiot

FELLOW SERVERS: Here we go guys and girls… servers, bartenders, host staff and management. Everything you’ve EVER wanted to say to the customers but couldn’t! Every vulgar thought, every obnoxious encounter; it’s in here! Nothing sugar coated, no excuses, no mercy. Just the plain offensive truth! Finally, you will be heard!



“OMG… I never laughed out loud from reading a book before!”


“Wow, what an asshole! I love it!”
“UR WHACK! You can’t write that!”




“Comedic & Offensive, yet Enlightening!”




THE DINING PUBLIC: Ever wonder what your waiter thought of you? Did you THINK you were well behaved last time you ate out? This is the best glimpse you will EVER get into a waiters mind people. Make the most of it! I think you’ll find it quite interesting!




Inside you will also be given a unique opportunity to publicly comment on what you’ve just read. Have a nightmare scenario of your own? Agree with what you’ve just read? Do you find me despicable? Let me hear what you have to say!