How To Have An Almost Perfect Marriage

In How To Have An Almost Perfect Marriage, Edna leads you gently but firmly through the marital process from proposal to divorce, dispensing invaluable and unique advice alongside spectacular recipes, incomparable poetry and candid personal accounts of her first meeting with Stephen and their almost perfect wedding day.

You’ll learn where to find Mr or Miss Right without the aid of night vision goggles, how to marry them as cheaply as possible and, if you wish, how to stay married to them. As well as revealing how to keep the magic alive in a relationship and how to cope with Christmas and the in-laws, Edna shares her childcare secrets, household management tips (including how best to sweep things under the carpet) and talks frankly and explicitly about you-know-what.

You may never be able to have a marriage as perfect as Mrs Fry’s but if you read this book, follow her advice and ignore page 162, you may just have An Almost Perfect Marriage.*

‘A good husband is like a good wine – smooth, full-bodied and best kept in the cellar’ Edna Fry

*Mrs Stephen Fry accepts no responsibility for any irreparable damage which may be caused to your marriage as a result of following the advice or recipes in this book.

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