Witches, Warlocks & Hemorrhoids (Greenwick Family Book 1)

Imagine...you were raised normal by loving adopted parents. One day you discover your biological parents were a powerful warlock and talented witch. That's what happened to David Greenwick
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Join David as he discovers his new family consisting of an Uncle who can't get his enchantments right...an Aunt who collects broomsticks but can't ride them because she's hemorrhoid inflicted...and another Uncle who creates astonishing James Bond gadgets in junk cars.

David, who discovers he doesn't have a stitch of magic is thrown into a life threatening search for a precious jewel that includes adventure, magic, humor and a hysterical cast of odd magical characters. Oh...and there's a touch of romance with a beautiful witch who has a skeleton in every closet. Read and enjoy.